And I really had to pee this morning.

DAY: 34

New hobby that lasted for 10 minutes.
Future big head of the world.
Beer pong!
I forgot.
Silly mixed baby.

Motto of the week.

DAY 38: face the real world and do everything by yourself now.

My first big job I ever had was painting a huge ass mural for a promotion of Shrek 2 on the Carmike Cinemas front windows. I was 13 at the time. I had a blast. This mini Shrek toy I found in a French candy called Kinder Joy really brightened my day.

DAY 41: Try a French style breakfast. Cheap and filling.

Jessica's shaved pussy cat..

DAY 43: go to a gay club to dance and listen to everyone say the word "adorable" behind your back.

me, Ping Pong, Amber, and Hannah.
The new Illinois friends I've met this summer.
Me dancing like I'm having sex with the dance floor. :)
It was the most amazing night I've ever had!!!

stronger than American coffee. OH!
Sister's smokes from France.It basically says "You will die" in big bold letters.
Airport waiting area.

DAY 45:

DAY 51:

So I believe someone was watching me getting out of the car yesterday. When I came back, they stuck this on the driver's side window. No other car around me had it on theirs. Well I do need to know me some self-defense according to my size.


THINGS TO DO IN MY HOMETOWN BEFORE CHICAGO:

1) Do a mini running marathon with the movie theater ropes that divide the box office ticket lines.
2) Throw all my dollar bills in the air inside the box office on my last day... and then pick it up later.
3) Go to an open house with a friend just to eat free food and look inside the new apartments around Murfreesboro.
4) Go to a car dealership to test drive a mini-cooper even though I don't plan on getting a new car any time soon.
5) Buy myself flowers and keep it for a couple of hours. Then give it away to a good lookin' stranger who looks like they had a bad day.
6) Take a picture of my penis mailbox for memorabilia.
7) Count how many minutes it takes for a Tennessee mockingbird to be silent before it starts chirping again.
8) Go back to high school to return the things I for some reason kept.
9) Burn all the love letters other people have given me through the years.
10) Have a picnic in the bed of my red Toyota Tacoma with somebody.

Thumbs up for clean car seats! "The Master's Hand Soap" is the trick. Bike grease is gone.

New carpet.. looks juvenile. You know it's time to quit when you're catering more to teenagers than to real movie lovers.

DAY 54:

AVATAR! Product placement for the movie, The Last AirBender.. I could not resist putting the temporary tattoo there. Hehe!

Found one of my pop's old sketches under the bed.

... Today's morning gift on the wall.

DAY 57:

So my test results came in and it said that I was a little below average. My cvc count is low.. I don't know much of the medical jargen but I get it. I have to take a multi-vitamin everyday. The problem is that the multi-vitamins I've tried all made me feel like throwing up. This is quite unfortunate. Maybe I'll grow immune to it later on. There's no way I'm gonna change my diet for this. Other than that issue, my cholesterol level is bangin' awesome!

Today at work, someone who didn't remember me from grade school asked me if we had any christian films out. She was mean to her kids and to me as well. I guess she doesn't like picking on people her own size. Oh well.